Not enough coffee
elpolloloc:

i will always love this.

elpolloloc:

i will always love this.

politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit

westcoastgoddess:

Lmao I’m crying

westcoastgoddess:

Lmao I’m crying

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

proctalgia:

californians

proctalgia:

californians

oknope:

procrastination is my only talent


annehathawillannehathaway:

"are you wearing the-"
"the chanel boots? yeah i am"

annehathawillannehathaway:

"are you wearing the-"

"the chanel boots? yeah i am"

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

isn’t that blanket from ikea