Not enough coffee

This problem.

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

kunamathesilverfilly:

archicide:

a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

It’s their fedaura.

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

Jesus Christ. I hate roller coasters BUT I WOULD RIDE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT

scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

Me: Who the fUCK REBLOGGED THIS STUPID FUCKING POST I DO NOT NEED THIS SHIT ON MY DASH HOLY FUCK I AM FUCKING UNFOLLOWING THIS PER--
Me: Fuck, that's one of my favorite blogs..
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fuckyeah-nerdery:

vaterorlag:

bamonbrigade1:

silvermoon424:

togifs:

Confused Little Girl Meets Her Father’s Twin For the First Time

CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO

She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”

If you’re dad
And HE’S dad…
WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE

"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"

fuckyeah-nerdery:

vaterorlag:

bamonbrigade1:

silvermoon424:

togifs:

Confused Little Girl Meets Her Father’s Twin For the First Time

CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO

She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”

If you’re dad

And HE’S dad…

WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE

"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"

awwww-cute:

Celebrating Easter with a snake

awwww-cute:

Celebrating Easter with a snake

Shit I just got goose bumps

doncheftw:

grizz-z:

brownglucose:

iverbz:

MY NIGGA MOVED.

Children have zero sense of fear

He just ran a 4.3 sec 40

NYOOM

doncheftw:

grizz-z:

brownglucose:

iverbz:

MY NIGGA MOVED.

Children have zero sense of fear

He just ran a 4.3 sec 40

NYOOM

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.