i will always love this.
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING
They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit
Lmao I’m crying
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
procrastination is my only talent
"are you wearing the-"
"the chanel boots? yeah i am"
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.